Augusta, Maine

1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.

The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.

by MandaME October 25, 2008

Augusta, GA

Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.

Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.

by FarmFresh August 9, 2009

Augusta, GA

Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.

The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.

by Augusta Civillian August 24, 2018

Augusta, GA

A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.

"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."

by BIG KENT April 12, 2016

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

by euniceee July 18, 2006

Augusta

A shit hole town in Georgia full of rednecks, racists, and assorted white trash. They host a little golf tournament in the Spring. That's the only thing the place has going for it. Full of crappy chain restaurants and the fat people that eat at them. One of the most corrupt cities anywhere. Just a very trashy and polluted city. The arm pit of The South.

I spent a month in Augusta and the only thing there was to do was go to Wal-mart and make fun of all the fat rednecks.

by FarmFresh July 17, 2009

Augustas

A homosexual who fucks prepubesent 10 yearolds in exchange for basket ball lessons.

Rohan: Augustas isnt here he's ruining family game night again
Kodie: he's probably out "teaching kids basketball"

by Tha gamer October 16, 2019