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Jump at the table

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Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
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Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.
Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!
by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011
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Joint at the Uterus

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The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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joined at the crotch

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Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.
by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010
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joined at the hip-hop

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Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.
Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."
by @Bugyack October 21, 2013
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Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".
Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.
by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020
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A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.
by queensburykid July 31, 2022
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