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aeroplane

The correct spelling of what the American's call 'airplane' because they can't be arsed to pronounce it right. The same general rule can be applied to most of the English language that they've decided to take over. See also wordcolour/word.
1) The aeroplane took off from England, flew to America where it became an airplane and ceased to exist.
2) OMG, what's with those silly American fags renaming their own inventions (and ours..)?
by Cattor May 22, 2003
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aeroplane

dude aeroplane rocks!
by futuramafan May 20, 2008
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AstroPants

Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
No shirt, no shoes, no service!
"Hey, what about pants?"
by MrsMinx January 27, 2005
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astrolabe

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years
Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.
by TheOneWhoLearnsWithKavanah November 2, 2011
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Aeroplane dress

A very short dress.
What a slut, that aeroplane dress is so short you can almost see her cockpit!
by Rotten Ronnie June 18, 2008
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Aeroplane Blonde

Not a natural blonde, ie. one with a black box
Do you think Christina Aguilera's hair is naturally that colour, or is she an aeroplane blonde?
by Dainty Lardarse September 22, 2015
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astrophonesis

mental masturbation in the ass, with 3 fingers, a german chocolate cake, and some lube.
James: I sure could go for some astrophonesis right about now.
by Shackiddy October 29, 2007
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