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astagz

When the mandem are being haram and that and you gotta remind them of their deen. Letting them know that they are being judged by God.
Astagz bro, that's haram.
by LifeIsTuffz May 11, 2017
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missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch
“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

Fuck off mom”
by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018
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astian

sammy: look at that fucking astian over there.

jett: you're one too.
by jett? August 8, 2020
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astill

Somebody who's clever, strong and handsome.
"Damn he's hot, must be an astill!"
by Mr.Xoooooooooo January 2, 2009
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summer assignment

As if the fact that kids spend almost 10 months of their entire year stuck in some classroom, learning useless information and getting their rights and individuality stripped away wasn't enough torture, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to start off the kids' summer by essentially giving them a project. That is basically what a summer assignment is.

Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.

It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.
Students: "3....2.....1!!!! Summer is finally here!!!!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"
by rico567 September 1, 2009
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Matt Asti

Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.
Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"
by whoismissing July 17, 2010
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assignment

A chance to practice the art of plagiarism.
I cannot solve question 5 of the assignment, can I just take a look at what you did?
by DCfromMTL February 28, 2007
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