Asscricket

A small, short squicky fart.

Wait was that an asscricket I just heard? They are rare and elusive you know!

by fotog July 22, 2011

asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.

Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)

by Eric F. July 16, 2008

Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.

Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!

by ballspagoti May 19, 2021

asstrickciation

When you manage to weasel your way between the butt cheeks, promising not to. Promising only cuddles but end up balls deep between the butt cheeks after 1 thing leads to another

Asstrickciation is becoming an increasingly more common thing to do on weekends

by Roddhott February 7, 2023

Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick

You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!

by Moody Loner with Handgun May 7, 2023