asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Asspaste

Crude form of Pâte Âne, which is known in elite circles as a creme cleansing substance to be used with a brush over a bidet. These products are offered by a few jet set mail order companies and often available through the concierge desk at 5 star hotels. A French chef reportedly manufactured the first product for this purpose around 1890, but was unable to market it effectively and folded the company. Interest in such a product returned among upper-class sportsmen in the mid-nineteenth century, and the use of this substance is said to have become popular with the Dundee and Perth Polo Club of Scotland to help minimize swelling. It is now considered a luxury reserved for aristocrats and celebrities.

Guest:
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
Concierge:
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Guest:
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Concierge:
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.

by confused robot July 16, 2008

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

asspatter

A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.

"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")

by bobweir December 9, 2008