assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008

assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Ass Mulch

Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.

There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.

Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!

Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to

by Analex January 23, 2009

assmunchingpig

A person whom you don't like.

Stewart is a real bastard, no! I'd say he is an ASSMUNCHINGPIG!!!

by chaddficious July 24, 2003