Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

Assjack

a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.

me: hey assjack

assjack: derpa herpa clickity click

friend: u dumb

assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B

friend: *punch in face*

by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011

assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 6, 2005

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Assjack

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

by Ass In All The Above November 28, 2016

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

assjacker

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 3, 2021