Assburgers

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

assburgers

Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)

Cartman: NO! I have assburgers!
Docter: Its asper-
Cartman: ASSBURGERS!

by Though bug May 21, 2018

assburgers

a word to shout when anything goes wrong

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009

Assburgers

Simply put, Burgers made of ass. Rump roast.

ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!

Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??

Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?

The assburgers at this place are wonderful

by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 7, 2009

Dumb-Assbergers

Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart.

Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers.

by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008