get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Ass Back

Another term for a sports benchwarmer.

You: "Coach put me in!!!!"

Coach: "Get your ass back!!!"

by coach102 June 27, 2009

ass back

(noun) the lower part of an overweight person's back, resembling an ass, with its own crack and everything. An extra ass, above the belt, on the back.

That dude needs to put his shirt back on, 'cause I can't stop staring at his ass back.

by lance_w_c October 25, 2008

throw that ass back

When you're fucking your girl from behind and you hit it so hard her ass jiggles

Bro i had to make her throw that ass back during sex last night.

by Jello_90 February 27, 2017

Assjacket

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

by Master Clean January 19, 2006

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002