Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 09, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 02, 2018

Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.

You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

Ass Blasted

To get drunk "twisted"

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.

by Jonnyphantom October 20, 2015

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir December 27, 2015

Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.

Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast

by va jay jay king April 04, 2010