An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mulletmug. by Serial March 11, 2004
Get the ass hair braidermug. it means
Deku has a$$ hair
Almost like grass hair
Does he have a$$ hair like his hair?
Deku has green a$$ hair in his hair!
Deku has a$$ hair
Almost like grass hair
Does he have a$$ hair like his hair?
Deku has green a$$ hair in his hair!
by Deku’s ass hair December 13, 2020
Get the anime ass hairmug. it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin
by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018
Get the ass hair dick fuckmug. by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021
Get the Donald Trump's Ass Hairmug. by EdoYoshi June 9, 2021
Get the Ye ye ass hair cutmug. A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"
"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"
by asianboi 14 January 2021
by asianboi 14 January 2021
by asianasshaircut January 14, 2021
Get the old yee yee ass hair cutmug.