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Aspire Middle School

A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though
Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?

Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010
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Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
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Acer Aspire V3-572G

The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.
I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Aspire Technologies

Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual
player 1: want to play an aspire technologies game
player 2: sure
by SimplyVoided_RBX June 22, 2021
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Aspire

A discord mod. He takes jokes well, unless you threaten his family. He also does literally nothing else unless it is schoolwork
Hey, look. Isn't that Aspire? Who? I have never heard of him.
by Le Pun Master January 1, 2022
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Aspiring Femboy

A person who is aspiring and basing their entire lives off being a femboy. An aspiring femboy is not a full fledged femboy yet, rather a femboy in training. They will most likely take the "Belle Delphine approach" and start up a freebase website to sell their own bathwater to discord and Reddit mods.
O:"Hey, have I ever told you that I'm an aspiring femboy?"
A:"If you start selling your bathwater on eBay I'm never speaking to you again"
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