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asbestos mouth

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!
i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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best of asbestos

what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb

it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies
this new movie is the best of asbestos; imdb gave it 1/10
by iambastard August 24, 2010
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Asbestos Queen

jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.
you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?

me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!
by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020
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asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.
Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.
by inevitablefate January 4, 2018
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Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
by Etymondeo August 9, 2024
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Asbestos

Goofy ahh material. Can be used to give you lung cancer but can make your penis bigger as well.
1. I found some asbestos!

2. Damn that’s some goofy ahh name for a material lemme have some 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing
I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
by Waaadds July 22, 2022
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