The most beautiful girl you may ever lay eyes on. She is caring, loving, and kind and undeniably gorgeous. You'd be lucky to even talk to her because she makes you happy. She can turn rain into sunshine and make yourself feel better in a jiffy. You can't live without Joscelyn.
by Soulmate S February 14, 2013
-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
by etchua October 09, 2007
Alexis S. Arroyos is my motherfucking cuzzo
by El_Moco February 12, 2021
Alex Amilián-Arroyos is my spirit animal.
by Quoro February 02, 2021
Arroyo high school? Whats that?
by rosemead highschool April 13, 2015
Where walter white lives
by Heisenberg/ pickle dude September 19, 2022
Fuck Arroyo Grande High School.
by Napkins Carlos November 28, 2010