anywheres

1) Misuse of the commonly accepted word "anywhere"

2) Commonly used by Halogonians (one who resides in Halifax, NS) in an effort to explain the unexplainable.

3) Sometimes used to stun a verbal opponent with shear stupidity in order to evade retaliatory acts.

"I couldn't find it anywheres."
"If you look anywheres, you'll see it."

by RoboSapien July 1, 2004

Anywhere I Fucking Please

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.

White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.

by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012

cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

anywhere but here

im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.

"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"

by phil k April 24, 2005

That’s not goin anywhere

What a man, typically a middle aged white man, will almost always say whilst strapping something into/onto the back of his truck.

Man: *buckeling down motor bike into bed of truck*
Anyone around: *silence*
Man slapping roof of truck: That’s not goin anywhere

by Big_Dick_Devin February 8, 2019

I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere

Pretty much. Somebody’s got to save me, UrbanDictionary Jews.

I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 10, 2021