The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
by The Shizifist May 25, 2011
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by PG January 26, 2003
Get the one armed bandit mug.Da BEST person in the world ! He will never give up on you, he's hilarious, and he will not lie to you. If he loves a girl; he will love her forever, it wont matter to him whether she's darker than she is or she has anger and suicidal conditions or shes a depressed fuck...he will always be there for her. Armando is usually a hispanic boy/guy. If you ever find an Armando keep him by your side no matter what because if u let him go, you're losing the best thing that could've ever happened to you. KEEP YOUR ARMANDO !!
Heather: You seen Armando
Anna: Yea, he just rode his Skateboard around the block
Heather: He's so hot
Anna: I know, that european girl was lucky to have him....
Heather: I know, she probably let him fuck
Anna: You know she did
Anna: Yea, he just rode his Skateboard around the block
Heather: He's so hot
Anna: I know, that european girl was lucky to have him....
Heather: I know, she probably let him fuck
Anna: You know she did
by KoalazRsEXy November 6, 2019
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by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016
Get the boobs armada mug.A character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Mighty is a hot-head and cocky young dillo, but has the power to back himself up. Be able to run nearly as fast as Sonic and being even stronger than Knuckles, Mighty is one tough customer who don't wanna piss off. However he is sometimes over-confident and rushes into things without thinking.
My first debuted in the Sega Sonic Arcade game, where he, Sonic, and a little-known character named Ray the Squirrell conquered the evil Dr. Eggman's plans to build his robot empire(if you can find this rare arcade game anywhere in the world, consider yourself lucky, and play it dammit!). Mighty then later appeared in the game Knuckle's Chaotix for the Sega 32x. In this game he teamed up with Knuckles, Vector the Croc, Charmy Bee, and Espio the Chameleon and formed Team Chaotix. They then thwarted Eggman and his evil Metal Sonic with style.
Afterward, Knuckles and Mighty went they're separate ways, while Vector, Espio, and Charmy stayed together as a team of crime-fighting detectives, and later appeared in Sonic Heroes without the good dillo. Mighty's current whereabouts in the series are unknown, but hopefuly that will changed.
Many people consider Mighty to be no more than a "Sonic re-color", mainly because his sprites in KC were actually editted Sonic sprites from the never-released game, Sonic Crackers. This is not the case, Mighty is more than a recolor, and definately has much potential to be a great character, and should be brought back into the series. Anyone who thinks otherwise shall be mauled.
By ME.
My first debuted in the Sega Sonic Arcade game, where he, Sonic, and a little-known character named Ray the Squirrell conquered the evil Dr. Eggman's plans to build his robot empire(if you can find this rare arcade game anywhere in the world, consider yourself lucky, and play it dammit!). Mighty then later appeared in the game Knuckle's Chaotix for the Sega 32x. In this game he teamed up with Knuckles, Vector the Croc, Charmy Bee, and Espio the Chameleon and formed Team Chaotix. They then thwarted Eggman and his evil Metal Sonic with style.
Afterward, Knuckles and Mighty went they're separate ways, while Vector, Espio, and Charmy stayed together as a team of crime-fighting detectives, and later appeared in Sonic Heroes without the good dillo. Mighty's current whereabouts in the series are unknown, but hopefuly that will changed.
Many people consider Mighty to be no more than a "Sonic re-color", mainly because his sprites in KC were actually editted Sonic sprites from the never-released game, Sonic Crackers. This is not the case, Mighty is more than a recolor, and definately has much potential to be a great character, and should be brought back into the series. Anyone who thinks otherwise shall be mauled.
By ME.
"Mighty the Armadillo is easily the most kickass character. Sonic sucks in comparison. Shadow's got nothing on the Mightster, Tails can't hold a candle, Knuckles.... Knuckles who??? Seriously, Mighty just owns."
by The Dillo April 15, 2005
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