Asbury park

Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town

-"Hey lets go to Asbury park tonight !!!

-Nah man theres to many saved by bells in friday nights....

by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017

Asbury Threeway

List of Items Needed Before Beginning:
-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg

Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.

Tim: I saw Brian’s truck was in the parking lot this morning.

Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.

Tim: OMG, lucky!!

by Wagonwheel69 November 13, 2021

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.

Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

artury

Well, first of all, if you know an Artury then run! Run as fast as you can because it's not going to end well. But it will definitely be worthwhile. Artury is a funny guy, pretty laid back and an amazing conversationalist. He definitely has a great sense of style and he is ridiculously handsome. So why run? Because he has major trust issues and avoid any kind of confrontation. He is major flirt and he will just lamely lead you on. He is a great way to pass time but it will never go anything beyond that so don't settle for it.

Ofcourse, he avoided the conversation. He is such an artury.

by User2021 November 21, 2021

Arbur

Like Arbor but better, instead of being a whinny 6 year old bitch is a down to earth person. A very kind and calm person, will be very supportive of you. Will give good advice and the mom friend with a cahotic sense. The name Arbor comes from the latin word 'tree' and since Arbor is a bitch Arbur replaces that and becomes the definition of the name.

Guy 2: You are really good at this game and hasn't raged at all, you really act like an Arbur

Guy 1: Thank you!

Guy 3: Bruh

by KyleWillPerish November 24, 2021

arburton

Almost bread missing a W

The arburton looks good bruv

by Cubord April 4, 2022