A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.
by toee December 3, 2006
Get the Apocalyptic Betty mug.The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
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'Check it out; tinned beans, bowie knife, and a lifetime subscription to readers digest... i gots all the apocalyptica up in here'
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Get the apocalypticflood mug.Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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