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Antimate

A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche.
On IRC.
#1: THERES PORN ON THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME
#2: So?
#3: Some people have problems with intimacy
#1: I googled that word, intimate or whatever
#2: You didn't know what intimate means?

Person #2 would be the Antimate in this case, highlighting the fact that #1 did not know the meaning of intimacy.
by Makeybussines March 23, 2009
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Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with
Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!
by MrSokol January 14, 2020
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antimetropia

A very rare vision condition in which one eye is severely nearsighted (myopic ) and the other eye severely farsighted (hyperopic). This causes amblyopia, the suppression of one eye by the brain causing monocular vision.
The optometrist has seen two cases of antimetropia, both resulted in amblyopia
by Precarious April 25, 2016
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antimedicine

A medicine, often advertised on TV commercials as revolutionary, that is known to cause more problems than it cures.
TV Commercial for Allerelieva (antimedicine):

It's pollen season, so when you're suffering with allergies, you need the new Allerelieva!
(Beautiful music plays, happy people shown dancing)
This revolutionary new formula will rejuvenate you and get you through those warm spring days allergy free!
(Spectacular nature scenes shown)
But Allerelieva is not for everyone! Side effects may include sore throat, runny nose, fever, coughing, shortness of breath, seizures, and death.
(Relaxing music continues to play, people shown enjoying gorgeous mountains)
If you suffer with allergies, consult your physician now to see if Allerelieva is right for you.
by Boxcar Bob March 29, 2007
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Antimisanthrope

antimisanthropen.(anti-American, to be against; misanthrope; one who hates mankind) A term used to describe one who is against the hatred on mankind. 2.One who loves all humans and desires to be with one always. 3. A social butterfly. 4. A really annoying wannabe poseur kid who is way too excited about this freakin life.
1. The popular cheerleader was an antimisanthrope.
2. The antimisanthrope of the school made sure that she didn't miss a single party or social event.
by stephanie gillespie January 27, 2004
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Antimonious

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.
"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"
by SkippyD1 May 3, 2006
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Antimicrobial Peptides

Antimicrobial peptides are super natural things. They do things for you like killing bacteria, which can help prevent (bacteriostatic) AND get rid of (bacteriocidal) INFECTIONS. Infections can be GROSS and HARD TO GET RID OF. That makes them super natural and MAGIC. Magicians are known sometimes as SORCERERS. Magic is fun for PARTY TRICKS. Sorcery kills people sometimes in a MAGICAL HAPPENSTANCE.
Please pass the antimicrobial peptides.
by A Laser Cat March 8, 2010
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