angelina jolie

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.

Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men

by HelloSidney May 12, 2008

angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Angelina Jolie

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.

I'm glad she's so kind

by KroSS October 4, 2004

Adelina

The most attractive girl you will ever see. She is kind and loyal, an amazing listener and gives the best advice as she definitely went through some rough shit herself. But do not let her soft loving side fool you - she is a fiesty one. Sexy. Badass. Femme fatale if you will. She can truly serve a fantasy and make you feel special and seen. *Wifey material alert *. But if anyone abuses her kindness or is disloyal, they get a cold shoulder immediately. When they at last see how special and one of a kind she is, it’s too late - she already moved on. Her independence and intelligence makes other women jealous. The bravery and passion makes men scared. She is a force to be reckoned with.

A: I’m such an asshole!! How could I fuck it up like that with Adelina!

B: I can’t believe it either dude. She is famous now and you’re still waiting tables while trying to become a lawyer that will never get a real job. Good for her that you’re not wasting any more of her time lmao.
A: Fuck you!

by butthurt*tb* June 1, 2020

Angelina

a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her

Angelina is so cute, I have a crush on her
Same!
Me too!

by hotdude1 January 30, 2017

Angelina Jolie

1 word:

Perfection.

Angelina Jolie defines the word perfection.

by Suzzzana July 17, 2005

Angelina

She really pretty, and if u mess with her... I feel sorry for u. She loves her friends and he bestfriends, she will stands by them in everything! Her old friends,, she don't care about them. She so sick of drama but for sum reason people go to her if they need to talk. She is so beautiful and she cherishes her bestfriends !

Bestfriend:Yes that's my BESTFRIEND!❤️

Guy: Damn I wanna get close to her!Angelina

by Elle'swords August 24, 2017