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grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian
amphibian by gus July 9, 2003

amphibian face lift 

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"
i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift
amphibian face lift by -_+*+_- December 10, 2010
A turd so long and firm that it is supported from the bottom of the toilet bowl but lays up on the side of the bowl out of the water.
All that cheese I ate at homewood suites caused my dump to be an amphibian.
Amphibian by Jack Ass The Man March 23, 2021

amphibian rules 

When one or now people are in the pool and there are orders outside, then it is the outsiders role to provide drinks to those in the pool.
Please fetch me a beer. Amphibian rules.
amphibian rules by Sceoan January 19, 2025