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Americanisms

garbled english masquerading as the correct way to speak in today's global village.
by copernicus July 10, 2003
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americaism

Americaism is a religion strongly involving the worship of the Founding Fathers.
Guy 1: So Bill, what religion are you?

Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!

Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?

Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!

Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!
by Mrmichaels December 29, 2016
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Amerigasm

When you are so aroused by patriotism, you let it rip
Last night I watched Donald Trumps Inaguration. It was so good, I Amerigasmed and ruined my pants.
by zero_frost February 20, 2017
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americasm

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-noun
1. an unrestrained and overwhelming sensation of patriotism often resulting in a poorly crafted country music song.

2. the intense buildup and sudden release of physical and emotional redneck patriotism resulting in an ignorant mess not easily rinsed.

-verb
3. to have an americasm.
1. A crowd of 20,000 drunken fans watched in awe as Garth Brooks erupted in a powerful americasm that made his knees weak and his face flush with red -- red like the scarlet stripes gallantly waving behind him.
2. Two minutes into the Fox news special, Keith could no longer hold back his imminent americasm.
3. The overwhelming news of Anne Coulter's guest appearence on the Glenn Beck show caused Jessica to americasm for the first time since that barn dance in the 4th grade
by TK77 September 9, 2010
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Neo Americanism

Phrase that describes a modern American mentality and life style:

-The rejection of hard work, and the contempt for those how engaged in it (The Working Class)
-The rejection of Martin Luther King's dream and the embracement of race based policies.
-The hate of America and of Americans. (Even if one is American)
-To look down on immigrants, to not see them as able body Men and Women, but has lesser people that require the direct assistance of Americans to succeed.
-To regard jobs that "nobody wants" as lesser/only occupied by minorities.
-To simultaneously regard Capitalism as evil, and benefit directly from it.
-The rejection of Christianity.
-The believe that America has the moral authority to militarily intervene in the matters of foreign countries.
-To judge the founding fathers and other historical figures by modern day standards of morality and to dismiss any positive thing about them.
-To see the constitution as antiquated or of little importance.
-To value safety and security over the freedom of the individual.
"Joe is a perfect example of Neo Americanism, he hates everything about America and its people... Including himself!"
by FredyBigSports May 25, 2021
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Americanisms

Americanisms are ridiculous mispellings and mispronunciations of the beautiful English language by the yanks. This often involves missing vitally important letters from such words as 'herbs' (in American ' 'erbs'); maths ('math'); through (thru) and bizzarre pronunciations of words such as basil ('baysill'); mirror ('meeyor')and aluminium (alloominum). We invented it, albeit it with a little help from Ancient Romans, Celts and French so stop messing around with it!
Such Americanisms are

Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
by Thingymibob March 21, 2007
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Americanism

The sad fact that America is taking over the world, but we'll stop em!! I guarentee it!!! They can't take over Australia!!!
"Look, it's a pontiac monaro!"
(note that a Manaro is an australian car, a shitty one at that, but NOT a pontiac)
by Torak April 26, 2004
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