Aluminati

n. A group of people that believe Illuminati are watching them, and wear aluminum hats to protect themselves from radio waves trying to read their brain.

The Aluminati knew the Illuminati were watching him as his hat was vibrating.

by jooe15 October 26, 2014

alumbaugh

The act of a woman firing liquid diarrhea all over your lap due to anal sex while in the cow girl or reverse cow girl position.

" Abby should really quit letting guys fuck her in the ass, she has alumbaughed the last three.

by Ass Champion May 2, 2010

Alumina

To glow up or

stand out in a crowd
something special about a person that makes them so different unique

It's her Alumina, she stands outs that is what I love about her, she's just different...

by AMRA TV September 2, 2017

Alumagnetic

Any metal that is NOT ferromagnetic

Hey can you pick up my soda can with your magnet?

No.

Why not?

Because your soda can is alumagnetic.

by Themanofmanman June 16, 2023

retail alumni

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.

Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.

by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010

alumagnetic

"Alumagnetic" describes a metal as "having a low susceptibility to magnetization, just as aluminium".
It is the opposite of "ferromagnetic", which describes a metal as "having a high susceptibility to magnetization, just as iron".

"This can of Coke must be made of something alumagnetic since I can't seem to pick it up with a magnet"

by poieen June 17, 2023

Moistie Alumni

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004