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Queen Of Alternative

is Billie Eyelashes the queen of alternative?
no, The only answer is Lana Del Rey!
by jedé September 13, 2020
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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
by KushKing December 24, 2010
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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
by littleharlottt September 12, 2020
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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
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Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.
(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."
by Brian2002 January 22, 2017
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Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people
Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?
by secreperson October 13, 2021
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