Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Alphabetical Slaughter

Sick rap by Papoose, where he single-handedly goes through the letters of the alphabet rhyming words that begin with that same letter from A-Z.

Here is the first letter of Alphabetical Slaughter -

Alert assassins at large allegedly automatic artillery angrily aimed
and aggressively
Accurate AK's able doorways adversary afraid as active ammunition
abraise
And accumulated an alias after arrested
And accompanied armed accessories as an adolescent

by MikeSuttonMayne July 29, 2011

Alphabeticalistic

When you put words alphabetically in a list form fashion

I wrote down all the hoes I used to see and I had to make sure it was alphabeticalistic

by S.K_37 May 31, 2023

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

Alphabeticalist

the discrimination of letters.

Alphabeticalist kid:
the letter "A" is a faggot

by prof. reaper December 20, 2013