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Is an emotional expression of love towards a person you love or to Give a loving long embraceful hug.(original term for this is "pillow" but in spanish it's "AL-MOHA-DA".)
Everytime the girl I love see's me or when we are together she can't stand not to give me some Almohada.
by Day2Day1nSociety January 18, 2011
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A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
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A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008
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Get the the almost mug.I see Chris has brought us something besides COVID to try from his last trip to Wuhan. It is a drink derived from the elusive Almond Yak!
by I’rom Man December 11, 2020
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You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.
They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.
They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.
They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
by Americairo June 3, 2019
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