Alistair

The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world

Dude: is that alistair?

Girl: yes! I’m leaving you for him:)
Dude: no! It’s not fair

by Metherline Hira March 16, 2019

Alistair

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.

"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

Alistair

Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.

You're such an Alistair!

by coolbiach October 21, 2010

Alistair

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.

Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.

by thetimemachine January 1, 2011

Alistair

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

by katamairi April 15, 2010

Alistair

An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out

Your such an alistair

by That.kid January 21, 2019

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019