Alistair 

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.

Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.

Alistair by thetimemachine January 1, 2011

Alistair 

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

Alistair by katamairi April 15, 2010

alistair 

a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
1. A superiority in being irritating to another person
2. To describe an annoying laugh  
3. A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations  
4. A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong

1.Stop that! You're so alistair!
2.Dude, that laugh was alistair.
3.John, a alistair. He keeps butting in!
4.He's a alistair. He cried when I said he was from Malaysia by accident.

alistair by ><" January 7, 2009

Alistair 

An absolute dick NO-ONE every wants to date him. Alistair usually works in asda taking the bins out

Your such an alistair

Alistair by That.kid January 21, 2019

Alistair 

stinky boy, whos sweat smells and looks like piss. a bit obese and makes me want to kill myself.

Alistair is a fucking idiot hope I can smell him from a mile away

Alistair by jennyfromtheblock#pussyslay September 4, 2022

Alistair 

Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer

You look alistair today

Alistair by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019

Alistair 

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.

yo that Alistair is great fun

Alistair by Frecnh express June 30, 2020