Altitude Adjustment

Getting high or the act of getting high. common phrase used in the south y'all!

I need an "altitude adjustment"
Get higher and higher 'til I feel nothing
Blue mountain air and good clean lovin'

by cherrioeater October 20, 2020

high altitude bombing

The act of standing on top of a bathroom stall and releasing the contents of your colon into the toilet below.

Bro 1- Dude I was high altitude bombing last night when the stall smashed and I fell into the toilet
Bro 2- Suh dude that's lit

by Trill 1ron June 1, 2016

Altitude Bogeys

Bogeys that accumulate in altitude areas only

These altitude bogey appear from nowhere. Bogeys found in altitude. When you at a great altitude and the altitude bogeys appear

by Oggy1233 January 14, 2020

bad altitude

Similar to a "bad attitude", but more specifically refers to those who think they are far above others in a social group or situation. Can be compared to the older definition of having one's "nose in the air."

Using the term has the added benefit of often causing others hearing it to attempt to correct the user; "Don't you mean 'bad attitude?'" "No, 'bad altitude' is bad attitude, squared."

"Did you see the way Jim was acting during that meeting? Like everyone else there was beneath him. Jim has a really bad altitude."

by Chuckl88 August 22, 2012

Apetitude

The chronic and universal condition of non-quantifiable measurement of talent regarding higher faculties in relation to the congoid sub-species.
Although the term is inherently offensive to all non-humans and a great number of women of both sexes, usage tends to go unnoticed in mixed company due to the tri-syllabic structure of the word.

"Apetitude is often measured by the amount of bastardy in your heraldry"

by Rod Handler December 11, 2003

losing altitude

when you realize that your high is wearing off and need to smoke more weed

Jim:dude i'm losing altitude hand me tht bong

Dude:don't worry i am too let's smoke enuff to keep us flying for awhile

by chodey 2 December 24, 2009

altitude abuse

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.

It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.

by Pete Samp December 1, 2009