Alex Jones (Big Al)

Fat little guy, with Red hair.
The best guy you will ever met.

Such a good guy.

Driving down the road:

"Hey look it' s Big AL!!!"

Windows roll down:

"BIG ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

Alex Jones (Big Al) : "Hi." *Checks turning red*

by mary robertson October 24, 2017

get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society

Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

AlexJones

Cult Public Access TV/Radio personality. Who is super aggressive and attacks people in a mad and paranoid manner. Refers to one prone to the "conspiracy theory" ruse. What’s dangerous is the truth is mixed with lies to confuse and diminish the significance of whets being covered up disinformation

When you come up to somone and start talking a crazy paranoid stuff like.

"the black helicopters from Home Land Security are following me again"

"They got mercury in the vaccines. The boarders are wide open. Bush trained Osama, he was working for the CIA. The new world order killed Kenedy and al CIA is responsible for 911. see Infowars
also see KOOK

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004