by Leonai_art February 21, 2020
Get the Alert Fatigue mug.There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
by Tengu October 25, 2006
Get the alert the internet mug.Alert Bay is an island in BC, Canada.
Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.
The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.
the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.
the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.
No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....
regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe
Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.
The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.
the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.
the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.
No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....
regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe
"Dude, let's go over to Alert Bay this weekend" - Jason
"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy
"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason
"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy
"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy
"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason
"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy
by i3atbabi3z October 23, 2011
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by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005
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by anonymous November 27, 2021
Get the alert security systems mug.'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
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