alcopops

An extremely sugary drink containing artificial fruit flavouring and alcohol specially designed by the manufacturers to cause tooth decay, obesity and type 2 diabetes.

Look at that fatty with brown teeth...far too many alcopops.

by Barseflips December 7, 2006

alcopops

Your alcoholic father

Hey man, where'd you get the black eye? Did your alcopops hit you again?

by zapple December 7, 2006

Alchyplop

Slang for Alcohol Poo. The runny, pungent mess you left at the bottom of your toilet after a hard night out. Sometimes has hints of the smell of the beverage you were drinking that night.

"Such a mad night last night, had the worst alchyplop this morning though. Smelt of caramel vodka"

by 6wassyboy9 November 12, 2018

Alcholepsy

An alcohol induced disco nap, generally happens when sitting down or standing up at a bar or club.

Looks like Tiffany is falling asleep on the bar again. Her alcholepsy is acting up.

by Tall BAB December 1, 2021

alchopoops

The morning after shits

No one could go in the bathroom the next day because Tracie had a case of the alchopoops.

by MarioFarfan January 7, 2007

alchoflop

when your so drunk, you cant get a boner LOL!

go out, pull i chick, take her home... and alchoflop UL M7!!

by mrskag April 22, 2007

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009