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albequerqe strangler

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.
Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
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Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.
Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.
by Victor Strange July 25, 2010
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Last Stop at Albuquerque

While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".
So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.
by LHMC October 20, 2010
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Albuquerque Quesadilla

this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice
by Jack10392 May 6, 2010
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Hello Albuquerque

an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"
Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!
by Pipistrello January 11, 2009
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Albuquerque Yogurt

Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011
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Flaming Albuquerque

The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.

Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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