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al Qaeda

Unlike popular belief al Qaeda does not mean "The Base". It means word for word "The Order". The society was formed under the training of USA to subdue the communism spread to Afghanistan. Due to the "My enemy's enemy is my friend" approach of USA, now al Qaeda is a major problem and a threat to the security of many Westerners. USA used to support this organization until it got out of hand, now is the time for destruction of it.
Osama, who is the al Qaeda leader is a dumbass who killed many muslims too by leading the attack on the twin towers.
by MadMonkee January 31, 2005
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Al Qaeda

A terrorist group led by Osama Bin Laden devoted to destroying the west, killing innocent lives of the "infidels" and making Islam and Muslims look bad.
Don't blame the majority of Muslims who only want to live peaceful lives, blame Al Qaeda and the Islamic Fundamentalists instead
by The Harmeister April 22, 2006
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al qaedaed

The act of being attacked by a terriorist. Used when going to London especially when travelling on the underground, but can be used in conjunction with London in general.
ELLE: You going to come upto London with me?
Chaz: What? And risk being al qaedaed?
by Chaz the fourth July 25, 2006
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Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.
The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.
by chefspot May 25, 2006
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Al Qaeda

A Bunch of fucking towelheads.
- Whats this i hear about the Al Qaeda on the news.

- i think they bought new towels for their heads or something, fuckin assholes.
by Patrick O' Hoolahan December 4, 2010
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Al Quaida

used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.
World´s annual fair of animal raping featuring special guests: Al Quaida
by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006
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AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.
AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
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