Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Ailin

someone who exudes constant happiness and transmits it through their every being, infecting those around them.

whenever we are with Mamona, we always feel so awesome! she is so Ailin!

by muchogoza March 13, 2010

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004

Ailin

Someone who is extremely adorable and look's extremely cuddly. However, she has no humor whatsoever and is also someone who can never make up her mind.

John: Ailin are you coming tonight?
Ailin: Oh my god I'd like to, but I don't knooooooooooooow :(

by Yellowsynapse October 31, 2013

Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .

He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.

by Itapped March 2, 2016

Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm

Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night

by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011

Ailine

Ailine is a weird, wonderful, nice kind person that cheers you up when you are happy and never tells you to give up.She is so pretty and thinks that what ever her best friend is true but it isn't. For example when your friends says that you are ugly she really means that you are gorgeous. She is always sticking to you like gum on the bottom of your shoe and she can get a little clingy, but she is always there for you when you need her. She is really unique and never gives up on you. She is just the BEST.

An Ailine is a weird,clingy friend.

by hello there poeple October 10, 2018