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aaaabuse

The action of exploiting alphabetization to make one or one's business appear at the top of a list by naming it with the letter a or more than one letter a.
That's a kind of aaaabuse, isn't it?
by Jim Lands January 14, 2010
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Ahaan

He is hot. There is no way any ahaan can’t be hot. Girls chase him like he’s oxygen and can’t get him off they’re minds. If you meet a ahaan you might as well marry him.
Ahaan is so cute.
by Kiyara R. November 21, 2021
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AHAA

Phrase

Acronym for "always have an answer" used to describe a final comment in a conversation; similar in meaning to having the last word.
by jsw47 March 13, 2019
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Ahab the Arab

An excellent song by Ray Stevens that offends all good white liberals.
Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab
The Sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hands

He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And every evening about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride

Spoken

Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade "A" number one U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. You know, and they'd been carrying on for some time now behind the Sultan's back and you could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he'd say (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "stop, Clyde!" and Clyde would say, (imitate camel voice). Which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well....


He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent jumped off Clyde,
Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went
There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug
Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
And a bone in her nose ho, ho.
Spoken

There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, three Hershey bars, sipping on a "R C" Co-Cola listening to her transistor, watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube reading the Mad magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor?" and Ahab walked up to her and he said, (imitate Arabian speech) which is arabic for, "Let's twist again like we did last summer, baby." (laughter) You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug, give him one of the sly looks, she said, (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".
'Round and around and around and around...etc.


And that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The Sheik of the Burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab
The swinging Sheik of the burnin' sand
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Getting his Ahab on

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach
Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.
by TooSick4U May 3, 2007
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Captain Ahab

While you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the ass of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the "white whale" in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, Slaying the white whale.
Yo man i gave this chick a Captain Ahab Last Night. I stuck that shit to the mothafuckin whale yo.
by Silentobituary August 31, 2006
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Ahaana

Ahaana's. Where would one even start when defining them as they are just so multifaceted. What you do need to know however, is that you will never regret meeting one, as they are most likely going to be the girl of your dreams. Yeah, that girl that you see in your dreams all the time and that you hope to someday meet and make your own? Ahaana is literally going to be her. Don't even think about letting her go.

She's fine asf and the personalities are unmatched. If you don't like an Ahaana, you'll never like anyone else. All you need to know is that she's quite possibly the best brown person you'll ever meet and will literally become a massive part of your life. She's beautiful, funny, smart, nonsensical, and boy do they have incredible taste in music and movies. Also she's a literal queen of writing PERIODT.

Be wary of one thing though... you'll never be alone while talking to an Ahaana as they are always watching...

To summarize an Ahaana, all you need to know is that once you find one never let her go. She'll become a bigger part of your life than you could have even imagined. You're guaranteed to fall in love with her and you'll never find anyone better no matter how hard you look.
Hmm I wonder who the best brown woman in the world is... oh wait its Sanah. SIKE its Ahaana you fool and no one will ever top that wonderful human.
by PuttinchunkoduBoi November 24, 2021
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