afternoontini

Much like the drafternoon, but for the more sophisticated drinker. The much needed martini that should be poured promptly when Friday noon rolls around, because you just can't make it till 5:00.

My morning was hellish and I simply must have an afternoontini.

afternoontini by MonkeyJenn February 6, 2009

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon 

Used to describe someone with a big ass butt. Used mostly by males describing females.

JT: Look at you Shanise, Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass!!

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon by LDNQueenz July 28, 2020

Afternoon Tea 

A South Australian tradition. smoking weed between the hours of 1-4 (am or pm) and listening to afternoon tea by the kinks

"its afternoon tea time! lets rukkas the bong"

Afternoon Tea by dolar May 31, 2009

dog day afternoon 

An extremely bad day.

A 1975 Al Pacino classic film about 'Sonny Wortzik' a man who robs a bank to get money to pay for his girlfriend's operation.

John- How was work Mikey?
Mikey- Ah, just another dog day afternoon! The boss had me work till 9 without extra pay!

dog day afternoon by Opzezi September 17, 2005

Afternoon Timber 

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

Afternoon Timber by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

afternoon mud moon 

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

afternoon mud moon by bisq May 20, 2019

wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

wet albanian afternoon by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009