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aftersmile

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.
He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.
by nirgle June 5, 2011
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Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.
Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."
by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022
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aftermidhight

Aftermidhight is a twitter user that has 1.2k followers and 99% of the time their tweets are jokes so dont take it seriously. Shoutout to my friends that most likely wont read this, but thanks for reading anyways. Also go follow aftermidhight thanks.
"aftermidhight is so cute, id totally date them"
by aftermidhight May 25, 2020
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aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.
You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!
by linclu October 7, 2020
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aftersick

The sickness that comes after being cured from a previous sickness
Best friend: wanna go to the mall?

“You”: I can’t… I have aftersick
Best friend: No problem we can do it some other time
by odenanaizzy February 11, 2023
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aftermidnight

Part/period of the day that goes from 00:00 until 05:59.
Aftermidnight.
by Çarilaç June 27, 2025
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Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
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