Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.

Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.

by DRMinCali November 29, 2010

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Afterasm

A failed clothing line that was negligently produced and maintained by some crackhead with brain tumor ---- most likely caused from smoking too much crack.

Afterasm is a prime example of why crackheads should not start clothing companies.

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall May 16, 2022

Movie aftermath

The impact of a movie on a person after watching it is known as a movie aftermath.

I had a bad Movie aftermath after watching black swan. It disturbed me.

by sadrg March 26, 2011