April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.

March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.

by yes2research March 20, 2011

Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.

Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.

by DRMinCali November 29, 2010

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014

aftermorning

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

by markolai May 15, 2014

Aftar

Aftar is the most beautiful and caring man you will ever meet! He has the biggest heart and any girl would be lucky to have him!

Girl 1: She is so lucky she has an Aftar as a boyfriend!

Girl 2: I know I'm so jealous I want one!

by Planty May 28, 2016