affection

a physical way of showing just how much you love someone. Its a fondness that consumes you. Wanting to touch, tickle, kiss, hug, or hold.

My lover's constant affection is a great reminder of how much he cares for me.

by CountryAngel September 14, 2006

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

Affectious

A spreading of affection, similar to infectious.

Man, Ashley sure is affectious.

by PikeltheHero June 24, 2011

Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.

Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009

airection

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

Affectionship

An Affectionship is the in between of friendship and a relationship. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend but nor are you just friends. You have a deep affection for one another but have not yet made it official. An affectionship tends to lead to a serious relationship, so hold off on the DTR and let it take it's course.

Man: Are you and Courtney dating?
Man: Kind of, I really like her but it's more of an affectionship right now.

Woman: Chris just asked me out!
Woman: So what is this??
Woman: It's an affectionship, we like each other.

by lydiebiddie July 14, 2013

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010