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Avengers: Infinity War Script

This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...

*7 hours later*

Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
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Avengers Infinity War

The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.
Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs
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watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge

Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.
"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"
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Avengers

The best movie with the sexiest men to grace the face of the Earth!!!

. . . By the way, Loki is the best and the Avengers are all just jealous.
Avengers quote

Steve Rogers/Captain America: Take away the suit, and what are you?

Tony Stark/Iron Man: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
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Avengers End Game

A movie where the main villain Thanos, gets his head chopped off in the first five minutes and the rest of the movie is credits. lol lol. They also do the default dance. But the movie is sick, jk these are not the spoilers don't kill me plz :)
Hey, have you seen Avengers End Game? I haven't yet.
Ya, I saw it did you no that in the movie, Thano-
NOOO SPOILERS!!!
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Avengers: Endgame

A blockbuster sci-fi action film produced by Marvel Studios. It has been rumoured to be one of the most awesome superhero movies in the world. Including entertaining, stunning Marvel superheroes such as Spider-Man and Captain Marvel, credits have revealed the official duration (181 mins). This movie runs for the longest time in Marvel history.
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Avengers: Infinity War

Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Thanos. On a mission to collect all six Infinity Stones, Thanos plans to use the artifacts to inflict his twisted will on reality. The fate of the planet and existence itself has never been more uncertain as everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment.
Some Friend: Hey Wanna Go See Avengers: Infinity War
Me: FUCK YEAH
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