he has a GIANT ass dick. hes so good at flicking tongues against clits it could be his profession. getting fingered by him allows for an IMMEDIATE orgasm. he wants to learn french so he'll have mastered both types of french *wink wink* besides the fact that he's a freak in the sheets he gets flustered VERY easily and is like a ticking time bomb with how much he blushes. he's into being tossed around like a rag doll so he'll bend to your will and do whatever the hell you want him to, both sexually and non sexually. he's into a LOT of kinky shit and will ask you to possibly whip him and use a shock collar on him, in addition to LOTS AND LOTS of bondage. he's definitely a keeper for sure ladies ;) too bad i have him though. dont try anything bitches
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this guy is like a need in a persons life. hes the only guy ive actually seen change for the better and he’s helped me overcome things I’ve never told anyone about before. he’s one of the best people on the planet and doesn’t deserve any of the obstacles he may receive in his lifetime. he’s one of the most accepting and comforting people to be around and I hope he lives a full happy life with everything going right for him.
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Get the aeden pustka mug.A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020
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Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
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by DaddyElix April 1, 2019
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