Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013

Adece

To have done or be consitant with extremely desirable quality; Superlative of Dece.

Can be used in daily conversation as well as stand as its own independent clause.

Antonym: Indece

ADECE!

Professor Sodece is Adece!

If you do not know what adece means, you are not beasting it.

by Uncle Krueg Sack August 2, 2007

Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

Fresh off a Deuce

The act of recently finishing taking a crap.
Taking a shit in the last 5 minutes.

Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!

by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007

chunk a deuce

Throwing a peace sign sideways in the air, originally coined in H-town

Man, when I left that bangin' club, I had to chunk a deuce to my homies.

by Jizzle fo' shizzle from da NOLA June 11, 2006