axeophilia

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?
Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

axeophilia by Luke Harris February 6, 2008

acrophobia 

i fucking hate heights

i have acrophobia

acrophobia by e1243e January 28, 2022

acrotophiliac 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the stumps of amputees OR someone who "gets off" daydreaming about their own amputations.

After Jenny was in a horrible carwreck and became a paraplegic, she attatraced all sorts of weirdos including acrotophiliacs who were all about humping the stump.

acrotophiliac by KMP organizer December 20, 2006

Arctophiliac 

Slang adaptation of the word 'arctophile': collector of teddy bears

Origin:
< Gk arkto-, comb. form of arktós bear + -phile

a person who uses stuffed animals for sexual gratification, or as a fifi

"Tom is such an Arctophiliac; I caught him with a teddy bear in the microwave the other day!"

Arctophiliac by clawsmic February 7, 2010

artophilia

Someone who gets sexuall aroused by art.

John is an artophilia.

artophilia by AshhydraX November 23, 2020

afrophilia 

The uncontrollable urge to have sex with a black person. (Afro-American) Like necrophilia but with live black people. Afrophilia

Jake: Hey Loretta, wanna....?
Loretta: Ooooo does white boy have a case o' some afrophilia?
Jake: Hell yeah I do!

afrophilia by renolean April 1, 2011

agraphilia 

An individual with a fetish or an abnormal affection of Sexual abuse. Either when being abused or abusing another sexually.

#1 Got raped yesterday, felt good.

#2 You're such an Agraphiliac

agraphilia by Kyrenaz December 16, 2017