accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

accordion hero

the lame ass version of guitar hero in which you play an accordion. only available in europe (thank god)

I totally rocked out hard on my acordion playing accordion hero

by Interficere October 2, 2008

Accordion Theif

A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.

Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.

by Colonel_Hogs April 8, 2007

accordion noodle

It’s a secret meaning that only a few ppl understand

Accordion noodle :🪗🍝

by Mommymilkyyumyum May 17, 2023

button accordion

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.

- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.

by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.

Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.

by agent6 March 7, 2011