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Aberzombie

One who wears a brand, exlusively, simply because it's the brand. Very common among high school and college-age people where, if the brand isn't worn the friends aren't made.

See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god let's go to one of the above mentioned stores and get you a new outfit!

Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face

Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
by Gay for Goldfrapp April 8, 2011
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Aberzombie

People who suck ass, are addicted to abercrombie clothing, and are complete shit heads and only have relationships wit ppl in their clique.
"Hey look at that group of Aberzombies"
by THELEETESTKID May 13, 2005
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Abrezombie

A person who only wears clothing from the popular store "Abercrombie & Fitch"
Guy 1: "Hey man, see the abrezombie over there talking to those girls?"
Guy 2: "yah man lets go beat the crap outta him"

This is a terrible example but you get the point...
by CornerQuarter January 3, 2010
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Aberzombie

A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Aberzomie 1:Hey, let's go to A&F, mommy and daddy totally gave me a new Visa!

Aberzombie 2:OMGee!
by boyracer December 20, 2008
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The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
by Carlos Ramirez April 18, 2005
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Do you really care that much about what other people wear? I mean i dont really wear abercrombie but seriously guys, thats ridiculous! How does other people's clothing affect you? To be blunt, I think you guys need to find something better to do with your time than talk about the clothes you hate. GET A LIFE!!!!
If you wanna argue with me about this aberzombie crap, feel free but i'll win.
by Caleb Smith June 1, 2006
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Aerozombie

A walking wanna-be mannequin for aeropostale that has rich parents or shops at a re-usit store. A.K.A "hey i have poor taste in clothes and i wanna show my money and be flashy but im really insecure about my looks!"
"hey look im a aerozombie, have sex with me." and so on...
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