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Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.
I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.
by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010
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Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.
Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!
by apishfiend123 August 10, 2012
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Baconian

1. A person that will go to great lengths to eat bacon, someone who is addicted to bacon and refuses to eat breakfast without it.
2. relating to Sir Francis Bacon or his inductive method of reasoning and philosophy.
3. an adherent of Bacon's philosophical system.
I am a recovering baconian and have been bacon free for three weeks!
by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017
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Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.
"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."
by MorganFreeman1996 September 27, 2019
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Amazonian pile-driver

The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.
She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)
by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023
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Amazonian Rain Forest

Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
by argusm June 8, 2007
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Amazonian Boogle Toad

A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
OMG!!!1!! ...an Amazonian Boogle Toad just ate that horse!
by Thai sun October 16, 2007
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