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F.A.M.F

Term used to describe a Fat Ass Mother Fucker. Can be used to describe any person seen as "obease", usually with multiple chins or a stomach that hangs past the belt. "Fat"
Quentin- "Hey Felipe, look at that F.A.M.F over there, it looks like its upset that it doesn't have its doughnuts yet."

Felipe- "Damn, that F.A.M.F looks pretty upset about the whole doughnut situation."

Quentin- "Last week I heard of a situation just like this where another F.A.M.F was sighted stealing food from hobos."

Felipe- "They know no limits, Quentin......"
by Ms. Dixie Normus May 26, 2008
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B.A.M.F.

*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
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"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
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"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
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With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
by shicko4 November 5, 2009
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B.A.M.F.

Acronym for "bad ass mother fucker," which describes a person possessing such a high caliber of personality that they cannot be described without the swear word "fuck."
That Chalan Moon is one B.A.M.F.!!
by standerby October 13, 2011
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B.A.M.F.

Ok this is to clear up the wrongly used definition that Samuel Jackson had BAMF on his wallet in Pulp Fiction. It actually only said Bad Mother Fucker...which is way fucking cooler than bad ass mother fucker. Sticking the ass in there is about as gay as the word illustrates.
Proper use of this phrase would go a little more like this...
-Oh dood you're a B.A.M.F...

-Shut the fuck up bitch (bitch slap the idiot who said bamf). I'm a bad mother fucker and you don't know shit.
by Hunter Black June 6, 2007
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B.A.M.F.

Bad Ass Mother Fucker. First heard after listening to the greatest comedian of today, Dane Cook, on his C.D., "Retaliation."
I felt like a total BAMF today after I punched that jackass in the face.
by Trey Parker August 28, 2005
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A Bad Ass Mother Fucker, Made Popular By Dane Cook.
Once I Get That Car, I'm gonna Be A Total B.a.m.f!
by Amy Seesaw November 6, 2007
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First used by DANE COOK, anyone who is so incredibly awesome and bad-assish that they can only be a Bad Ass Mother Fucker.
"Wow, that Dane Cook is one silly bitch. What a B.A.M.F"
by MFace May 2, 2006
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