sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.

"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"

sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006

Sporting a Weasely 

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

Sporting a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

Sportin a Thornton 

The act of waring a pocket T

Daves Sportin a Thornton today

Sportin a Thornton by simon lagree July 27, 2006

sporting a MacDonald 

being really bald

Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!

sporting a MacDonald by flash1 May 12, 2011

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

Sportin a tie by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

to sport a semi 

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

to sport a semi by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016

Sportin' a chubby 

Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet

Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened

Sportin' a chubby by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021